Thursday, June 10, 2010

The Modern Civil Rights

Since the dawn of time there has been some sort of ruling party trying to take from the masses as much as they can possibly get away with. There have been pharoahs, emperors, kings, czars, and even presidents. On the other side there has always been the masses screaming for their fair treatment. There were revolutions and revolts in all regions of the world. Then there have been individuals without power who scream for their consideration in this ideological fair treatment. These guys weren't really alone and individual in their struggle. Earl Gideon represented all the indigents. Martin Luther King Jr. represented the blacks. This type of struggle in which there is a man willing to be a martyr in order to preserve the rights of the minority from being squashed by the majority.

I am of course talking about my love of peanut chicken. I have been ripped from this delicious dish, not commonly found in chinese restaurants, for the majority's liking of sushi. Upon their insistance that round 2 is sushi round and the constant threats of bodily harm I gave in and departed from the company of peanut chicken. I know I am not alone in being persecuted as such. I have a secret following that keeps their chinese food preferences in hiding. At what point will the minority's right to its love stop being stomped upon by the majority's preference of sushi? I call to all of the fans of peanut chicken to resist against those that persecute you. Do not let them shape your consumption of foods from the Orient. We shall rise up and throw off their chains. We shall one day walk in a land where peanut chicken is provided for the masses! YES WE SHALL!!!!

1 comment:

  1. Led the way Sheldon T. I will follow you into Oblivion for the right to eat peanut chicken. That shit is off the hook!

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