High Maintenance Spud

While I was eating lunch in McAlister's Deli today I realized something as the man brought us our food. What is with restaurants offering meals that are not intended for a single person. It is just ridiculous. I had a discussion with the cashier about how they offered a meal that was intended for four that that sort of practice is just silly. What if I wanted just one muffeletta? I am not exactly sure what that is to this day other than its some sort of yuppy like bread. Kinda urged me away from it with its confusing orderings in fractions. So I settled for the easier choice and just got the big nasty.

But lets get to the real issue here. If I hear one more yuppy talk about my sandals I am going to go nuts and kill them. Yes I do wear sandals. They allow your feet to breathe excellently. And yes I wore them to the book sale on saturday. I had been wearing shoes that were soaking wet all day and the socks had begun to chaff my feet. I do not care what you think about them. I do not try to impress you. I have style and I look good in anything. I can work a burlap sack if I wanted to.